The first rule of Fight Club is – you do not talk about Fight Club. The second rule of Fight Club is – you DO NOT talk about Fight Club. Third rule of Fight Club, someone yells Stop!, goes limp, taps out, the fight is over. Fourth rule, only two guys to a fight. Fifth rule, one fight at a time, fellas. Sixth rule, no shirt, no shoes. Seventh rule, fights will go on as long as they have to. And the eighth and final rule, if this is your first night at Fight Club, you have to fight.
Actually, there’s a ninth rule of fight club: Luke Jermay wants to flex his nuts and fight you.
Usually, a man will buy an exotic car to compensate for a small penis…
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I am felxing my nuts right now.
Whats this all about?
Email me.
L.
What’s it all about?
You enjoy provoking a fight. I think that’s lame. That’s it.
Otherwise, I think you are a perfectly fine individual. You are usually easy enough to talk to. You usually perform entertaining and strong magic. Perhaps there will be other aspects I will also find lame, but you have not yet revealed them to me.